suicidal squid

when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face

damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye

by big 30 December 8, 2021

Squid cum

something squid spills out if someone plays its dick

Squid ate squid cum

by Fuckrick December 8, 2022

Squid Squirt

1. when a Blooper used during a game of Mario Kart (AKA when a player's screen is splattered with ink from a squid).

2. when one covers a woman's pussy with ink before she squirts.

"That's some super Squid Squirt action right there." Dayne exclaimed.

by Bloopadoop69696969 February 18, 2019

squid skin

The male reproductive organ or an uncircumcised penis.

So I whipped out my squid skin right in front of her, naturally she couldn't help but to get down it.

by J Jacks0n January 26, 2011

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011

Squid nips

When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.

You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!

by Squidnips May 14, 2016

baby squid

Uterine lining that expels during a woman’s period.

Girl. A big ass baby squid just shot out of me. And I have the worst cramps.

by Charlie Delta December 28, 2021