Spud

Noun;

Originally used to be slang for potato.
Currently, it's millenial slang for wannabe-celebrity fuckboys who want to cash in on the popculture popularity with potatoes and memes and try to ride that wave into fame and fortune; generally in every urban region in the world except antarctica.

oh my fucking god, he's in college and he's still such a spud
Jared is such a spud, he needs therapy

by lightsaberinmypants April 04, 2017

Spud

When someone is being a cunt, but you can’t say cunt because you’re in public or some gay shit like that, so you call them a spud

“Mate, stop being a Spud”

by I ❤️ Big Booty Bitches January 03, 2018

Spud

A really slow person. Usually dumb in the head

Clayton is such a Spud

by C69D69 October 11, 2021

Spud

Another term for potato.

Chips are made out of spud.

by Guardian of Emerald December 01, 2016

Spud

A thick, firm erection resembling a large, brown russet potato.

Man, Jennifer showed me her asshole last night and it gave me a massive spud!

by youngbono October 01, 2017

Spud

The eldest boy in the family.

This is our Spud, he is our first born son.

by jomalot August 06, 2018

Spud

Ella

Ella, you are such a spud

by Nxbdhahdb March 22, 2022