drive the golden spike

Traveling a long way to meet up with an internet person for a booty call, possibly as far as transcontinentally.

He's going all the way out to Tulsa to meet a girl from the internet. Let's see if he gets to drive the golden spike.

by Moe Cheezmo December 20, 2008

Jewish Spike Strip

A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.

Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"

Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"

by whitepower21 July 22, 2009

spike my tone

To peak your interest in something or somebody

Chad suggested going for Mexican again, but it didn't really spike my tone; we went for Thai instead.

by mr. meanpants February 1, 2006

fortnite spike trap

A trap that rapes ur mind in fortnite if u run into it. only gay people will die this way. Usually u will be bated with a golden scar.

noob 1: i just got by a fortnite spike trap
less noob 2: u must be a gay cunt

by Imaadlirious June 3, 2018

spike lee Joint

A spike lee joint is a film. . . . a film made by spike lee. he calls them joints. . . so that's cool.

wow! did you catch that new spike lee joint! (i don't think he makes a lot of joints anymore.)

by nat king cool July 8, 2018

do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots

While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.

by Matt May 13, 2005

lag(g)spike

Happens when you have a slow computer. The computer will lag(g) and then freeze and after awhile everything happens VERY fast, or nothing happens..
Most used term on games which require ALOT of FPS.
(Ex. World of Warcraft)

I had a lag(g)spike, that's why I died.

Sorry I was too late tonight, I lag(g)spiked

by LoLWuTxXx September 26, 2010