A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.
"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
by RevelAndDance September 20, 2012
Get the slam crewmug. When a big man picks up another man/woman and sticks their penis in them. they then jump and land on top of them making them feel little and broken.
by pissballshitball February 14, 2012
Get the Sandusky Slammug. Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in
by Dampornslam October 25, 2011
Get the Porn Slammug. When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
by slam blasted March 22, 2020
Get the slam blastedmug. by 321rocketman October 21, 2010
Get the Slam Chokemug. The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.
by themooserislooser November 20, 2010
Get the spider slammug. A sexual move pioneered by Popeye the Sailor man, where he fists Olive Oil until the anchor tatoo on his fore arm disappears. Fist enthusiasts often draw anchors on their fore arms with sharpie markers to repeat this manuever. More serious fisters can be recognized by the anchor permanently tatooed on their arms.
by Chuck "total gym" Norris April 24, 2009
Get the anchor slammug.