The shut-up paradox

Hypothetically, If you would close your mouth and seize it's movement we would quote "not have to hear your annoying voice"; in which would benefit the world in such an astronomical way.

Hey have you heard of the Shut-Up Paradox? I think you should consider researching it because we don't care and don't want to hear you.

by The Shut-Up Paradox February 24, 2021

Shut up Brujon

A part of a song called the attack on rue plumet from "Les Mis" and Brujon is screaming his head off

Brujon: WHAT DO I CARE

Montoparnesse: SHH!

Brujon: Who you should rob

Babet:Shut Up Brujon

Brujon: Give me MY share finish the job

by eugene123 January 19, 2013

Shut yo mouse

A funhearted misspelling of "Shut your mouth"

Person 1: "Nuck Figgers!"
Person 2: "Shut yo mouse"

by Sumsar March 16, 2023

shut your diaper

The phrase to use when you want to tell someone to shut up and that they're full of shit at the same time.

Person 1: I'm so exhausted from working so hard on my homework!

Person 2: Shut your diaper!

by UUUUUU April 15, 2009

shut up titty

Can be used as a replacement for "Shut the fuck up!"
or to tell someone with ginormous tits to shut up.

"Damn, look at all that snow. SHUT UP TITTY."

(to a large breasted woman) "SHUT UP TITTY!"

by forcefed January 7, 2008

Shut Up and Drive

A song by Rihanna that isn't about driving a limo.

I`m lookin for a driver who is qualified
so if u think that you`re that one step into my ride

baby you got the keys
now shut up and drive

by Tabbs December 9, 2007

shut your hole

Basically telling someone to shut up in quite a harsh way.

You're trying to study and your brother keeps annoying you. So you tell them to "shut your hole!"

by Raisinbread October 30, 2006