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my shlong is the size of a football field
by horsecockk October 1, 2021
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so its pretty much slang for DICK. its a 12 year old greatest word in his vocabulary.
"With a swift slap from my shlong my foe was cast to the sjhadoe relm"
by biggesty dinklelberrie June 29, 2019
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What a shlong you have!
by Olifier March 2, 2022
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A big penis both in length and girth.
“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”
by Sherzzer August 7, 2018
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A shlong is a cock so big it slaps you thy so much that you get a dead leg and wish that size didn’t matter.
Slap, slap, slap, aww my leg is dead again. It’s just my shlong
by OscarMartini February 8, 2024
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A large penis ranging from 8inches+
Girl: "did you see mr.pipeyocheeks shlong?
Girl2: "omg yea it's so big"
by swagcapper August 18, 2018
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Long Shlong day

Long Shlong Day is dedicated to the very famous singer Trey songz
Becky- omg did you hear it’s Long Shlong day
Jenifer- Yeahhh we love you Trey Songz!
by 231_tng February 22, 2021
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