shanghai surprise

Come on. Everyone knows that a Shanghai Surprise is when you take a shit in someone's toilet and instead of flushing, you just put the cover down. When the next person lift the cover to use the toilet, there is a nice shit waiting for them.

When my roommate went on vacation, I left him a Shanghai Surprise in his bathroom.

by AKHolland January 6, 2007

shant

When you trip a male over on all fours and you punch his hanging ballsack as if it were a speedbag.

Shantel shanted Brando last night.

by Shanterrrrrrrrrrrr January 26, 2009

no Shant

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay. Said to show that you aren't gay after saying something that sounded gay.

Daniel and Shant got busy. wow no Shant men.

His ass is mine. No Shant.

by Kevins popps October 14, 2010

shant

A full contraction of 'shall not', much better than shalln't and easier to vocalize. A word unto itself, it needs no ' between the n & t as text. (This is similar to dropping the extra n, from: can not, into its contraction: can't, or the possesive form of: it, which is not the contraction of: it is.) Some use may even imply can not, can't, will not or won't.

I shant allow my vote to go unused, nor thrown away.

by Slave2No1 February 22, 2011

Shantanu

Chutia

I know a chutia called Shantanu

by Blackbelt245 November 24, 2021

Shanghai Surprise

To find Al Gore in your toilet.

I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

Shant

A person who gives oral sex to another person while in the presence or while riding a zebra.

1.) This person looks like a shant.
2.) Are you shanting my cack?

by Shantastic! March 17, 2010