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Sando

A dynamic slang word. Simultaneously referring to a Safeway sandwich while also making fun of someone who refers to a Safeway sandwich as a "sando."
Molly: "Let's get some lunch."
Mike: "I am gonna run and get a sando."
Molly: "Oh snap - SANDO!"
by Mista Miguel May 20, 2009
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standoff

a level in halo 3 that everyone hates and vetoes. only nubcakes can win because they are faggot enough to get into the warthog and drive around all day and shoot people
FACCCCCK! Not standoff again. This map sucks. I hate all the noob biscuits slobbering in noob sauce wanting to get the splaser. Veto this shit!!!!!
by Shazzy Mack December 18, 2008
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standoffish

A stand, typically made of Plutonium-238, with a lead plating on the outside, that has goldfish (the snack, not real fish) on it. It is used to poison little kids.
Imma poison the kid with a standoffish.
by DaCuteRaccoon November 29, 2021
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Seandra

the feminization of the name "Sean"
Person 1: Wanna go hang out with Sean and Jesse tonight?
Person 2: Oh, you mean those gaylords Seandra and Jessica? Sure.
by unicornmeat November 14, 2010
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sandology

The study of sand, surf, beaches, waves, water, shells, flotsam, jetsam, dunes, the coast, and the seaside. A never-ending course in the University of Life.
"What are you doing today?"

"I'm studying sandology"

"You mean you're going to the beach?"

"Um, well, er, yes!"
by beachcomber October 14, 2012
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Washington Standoff

Verb- When 2 or more people from Washington state shit themselves in unison due to a challenge or dare. Only people from washington are crazy enough to do this shit.
My granddaughter and i just had a stinky, scary washington standoff.
by MATTY N December 10, 2012
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Armenian standoff

A sex act where two men lie head-to-toe, grasping each other's dicks. One man pushes while the other pulls, and they alternate in this way until one of them comes first, winning the standoff.

Like a Mexican standoff, the goal is to be the first to shoot, without getting shot yourself.
Last night I lost an Armenian standoff with Hagop.
by dartmouth69 June 18, 2016
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