scrub and tug

Term for the service one would receive at an Asian massage parlor. Typical service would be first to have the girl give you a "shower" while your naked and laying on a table. Next you receive a nice full body massage, then she turns you over and gives you a hand job (often referred to as a "happy ending").

I was in the city last weekend and got a nice scrub and tug to relax after a hectic week.

by phess001 October 23, 2006

scrubbed out

to dress in sweat pants, hooded sweatshirt, mismatched clothing, pajamas, anything comfy

I went to school scrubbed out today. I didn't care what I looked like.

by Jack Bro February 21, 2008

scrub-a-lovin

verb. the art of seducing ones partner whilst showering before work on a Tuesday. antonym - business shower.

This morning there was some scrub-a-lovin going on.

by Lucy B. March 17, 2010

Scrub Sub

A substitute teacher who is gullible and half the time has no idea of what is going on around him/her.

--A class come into room and realizes they have a substitute teacher--

(Scrub Sub) "Do you have assigned seats?"
(Class) "No"
(That one annoying nerd that's always there) "Yes we do!"
(Scrub Sub) "I ain't no scrub sub!"

by -Scorpio- January 16, 2010

scrub stock

Someone who is second rate and unimportant. Similar meaning to the phrase Ham & Egger. It was originally used to describe inferior farm animals. It's often used to describe second string or lower players on a sports team. It's also used to describe employees who are not valuable. More recently, in its short form, scrub, it's used by African-American women to refer to African-American males who are unemployed, without a car and/or without any money, but who still delude themselves into thinking that they are worthy of attention from attractive women.

Yo, son, does Mike have any game? No, man, he's scrub stock.

Tom is the 12th man on the deal team--he's pure scrub stock.

Girl, I know that broke-ass nigga doesn't think he's gonna hit it. He's a scrub.

by Superior2U April 25, 2009

schlub scrub

Cleaning your dong

Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.

by McKupe March 12, 2015

scrotum-scrub

An attempted goatee that looks like ball hair.

Despite three months of effort, kyle's beard is just scrotum-scrub!

by Scrotum scrub November 27, 2015