Samuel L. Jackson

The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.

Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010

"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"

"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...

You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"

All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them

by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006

samuel l. jackson

myyyyyyyy nigga!
possibly the baddest mofo on the planet.

see pulp fiction and jackie brown

by roxxor February 19, 2004

sameol

the same as same old or same ol its just said in the same word

he is the sameol dude

by sergiu d January 3, 2008

samuelu

A man with small genitals who enjoys walking down snow covered shorelines with other men. Typically can be found singing in the shower to its raining men or crying in his living-room about how his coworkers treat him.

Man you are such a samuelu.

by tHOR'S tHUNDER sTICKICKER July 20, 2017

Samuel L. Blackson

A real nigga

That nigga is like a Mo'Fucking Samuel L. Blackson

by AnusTiedAroundMyNeck May 26, 2018

Samuel

A nice guy never wants you to be harmd he feels lonely needs to be loved if you love samuel then he will be there for you sometime he can be lazy but he has sedative emotions but he will be there he is going to be a great person he loves sports and trys to be good at every thing he does

Samuel not a dick head (and i am a samuel)

by Samuels things September 20, 2019

samula

a power word that can be utilised in multiple occasions for multiple purposes. one of which is to counter attack any valid point an inbred troglodyte may have against you. other occasions where samula can be put into play are when you are in a severe state of weakness or a potentially life threatening situation. chanting each letter summons an army of colon gremlins from the very depths of satans colon. said gremlins wil unleash their wrath and cause an absolute unstoppable shit storm ( pun intended ) on the attacker which will leave their anus stretched and creamed

example 1:

timothy: 12 ÷ 2 IS 6. S I X ! !
Sharon: no it isn't
Timothy: YES IT IS

Sharon: samula
Timothy: *visible defeat and frustration*

by ClapithanozCrizpoz October 10, 2019