Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.

Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.

by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011

Hot Salami

The action of slapping a person with a hot and sweaty dick

My friend hot salamied someone at his birthday party

by oledad27 January 16, 2017

secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.

"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."

by JADrI May 30, 2017

madonna salamella

A creative insult to Jesus' mother in italian.

"Ma Madonna salamella, mi vuoi prestare 'sta cazzo di penna o no?"
"Madonna salamella, are you giving me this fucking pen or not?"

by ErMejo0000 November 6, 2018

nefi salamander

A weird kid and a weaboooooooo. he watches **** and loves it. He is a fortnite tryhard and cries in his room

Wow, your such a Nefi Salamander, such as WEABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRYHARD

by ducki_momo March 25, 2019

baba salami

It's one of the many spinoffs of the word baba, such as babasita, baba pastrami and of course this one, baba salami.
Baba salamis are needed in everyone's lives. Baba salamis bring a smile to your face in a matter of seconds and they're some of the sweetest and most trustworthy people you'll ever meet. I love my baba salami with all of my soul and I hope she never runs away

I love you baba salami

Baba salami is my pastrami

by sad madi hourrrrsss April 15, 2020

Indonesian Salami Sandwich

When you insert a whole salami sandwich into a womans vagina, and then proceed to have sex with her. After you cum in her vagina, she queefs the sandwich out, as well as your cum, then you proceed to eat the mixture.

Me and my girlfriend made an Indonesian salami sandwich for dinner last night.

by Minecraftplayer4000 September 28, 2020