by playas1234 March 7, 2021

People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.
Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
by milflover March 12, 2021

Social rejects with neckbeards who do nothing but live in there moms basements until they die of old age,
by BAneNaBread March 6, 2021

A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.
He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.
by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021

by YuriAllTheWay March 6, 2021

by Ethans Fetish March 5, 2021

Person 1: why wouldn’t you date me if I’m exactly like a cis woman
Person 2: because I’m super straight and I want kids 😩😡
Person 2: because I’m super straight and I want kids 😩😡
by Batraxoulhs March 7, 2021
