Is a method to consume an alcoholic beverage in a short period of time. This is accomplished by utilizing a straw with your favorite beverage. You will then utilize the straw to finish your beverage quickly, most preferably under a minute to enhance the ability to catch a fade in a shorter period of time.
by V & C July 21, 2024

The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act
All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns
by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024


A game between friends, usually played in a pub. Friends buy one pitcher each and race to finish it first by using carefully colorful straws.
by mbaros5 July 2, 2011

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.
by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022

by Maybe . . . December 3, 2013

Another word for a meaty cock.
I accidentally Tokyo Drifted in my boy during that devils threeway and he complimented my bologna straw.
by TokyoDriftin June 19, 2024
