artic straw

Artic straw is when she's sucking your dick and at the same time applying ice on your balls

Yeah we're into some kinky weird shit. Last night it was the artic straw. My cock will never be the same

by Bills rv service August 3, 2019

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Straw diet

A weight loss program dedicated to doing large amounts of cocaine instead of eating or sleeping.

Stephanie went down 2 dress sizes after a week on the straw diet

by Ad93iwl25 May 1, 2018

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wedding straw

When you give your "future wife" the pipe on wedding day/night.

Damn bro, you already know I gave her that wedding straw later that night.

by Space Junkee May 2, 2018

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long straw

Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

by genius_monkey December 31, 2019

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straw therapy

Suck it up

My stomach hurts, I might not go to school
Yeah just do some straw therapy

by Fat kisser February 25, 2020

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It is like home. Like a fresh breath of air. Like reuniting with an old friend. But its nothing like the scent of rain. It is straw girl summer. Not hot girl summer, straw girl summer. Also, get your HPV shot. Love you.

Yo son, stop twiddlin your fiddle, its straw girl summer!

Martha! Do not eat the fire! You will ruin the vibes. Quit actin like its hot girl summer, its straw girl summer now.

by Straw Girl Summer July 6, 2020

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