squirt the bird

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)

While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.

by RAT65 September 17, 2017

Germ squirts

A sexy squirt from a bottle of hand sanitizer to bring an attractive death to bacteria.

I touched a dirty park bench so I needed some germ squirts .

by ItsJustThatOneChick February 3, 2018

Squirt burger

Squirt burger- when you wake up after a night of drinking and your shit pours out like ground beef through a processor. After standing up and examining your creation you think it looks like a dank burger patty.

Man last night was crazy.

Yeah I know, this morning I pushed out a squirt burger.

by Booty sweat energy February 9, 2020

lipton squirt

When a woman squats over a person who is sleeping and pees in thier mouth a little bit. (Female equivalent of a tea bag.)

Hey bob, I was trying to sleep last night when your wife gave me a lipton squirt!

by Bo-Shan August 21, 2015

squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.

Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!

by fruit salad May 13, 2005

squirt gambit

where you move your king to the other side of the board in order so confuse your opponent soo much they squirt

damn ricky u really hit me with the squirt gambit uuuuuuhuuuhuhuhuughhh

by twink muncher November 15, 2022

Bum Squirt

I think its a pronoun used to describe an unexpected and unpleasant visitor

I really wish that Bum Squirt would stop coming around

by Your're being a fart knocker February 3, 2022