Spud

The eldest boy in the family.

This is our Spud, he is our first born son.

by jomalot August 06, 2018

Spud

Ella

Ella, you are such a spud

by Nxbdhahdb March 22, 2022

Spud

Irish slang for potato’s

Sean: Did ya harvest all ye spuds yet?
Aiden: No

by UrSisterAMister March 22, 2018

Spud

A spud is simply a retarded human being. Spud is used as a nickname for a retard. Usually a spud is aged 12, is a boy, and likes to perform. He is a player. Beware of spuds. They will keep you awake at night.....

YA SPUD!!!!

by Watermelons January 15, 2018

Spud

British Slang indicating to a fist bump.

‘That was a perfect spud’
‘Are you not gonna spud me’
‘Me and him have the perfect spuds ever’

by FantaKid August 25, 2022

Spud

A PC way to call patients Retards.

ALS 1- respond to 54 elm for a pt with his hand stuck in the garbage disposal,”fuckin spuds man”

by Basically an ambulance driver May 18, 2018

Spud

The great vegetable that everyone loves

Spud the vegetable the kick’s broccolis head off

Unlike broccoli who is hated

by Spud kicks broccolis head in December 01, 2023