King Of Spuds

The overlord/King (obviously) Of the Potato TEAM

I AM THE King Of Spuds

by King of spuds September 18, 2019

spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

Spud

The great vegetable that everyone loves

Spud the vegetable the kick’s broccolis head off

Unlike broccoli who is hated

by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023

up the spud

Pregnant. Impregnated.

From spud as slang for testicle and spud as slang for baby and spudded as slang for deep penetrative sex, probably unprotected.

Welp. I'm up the spud for sure. Due in August.

by squirlitous rex December 12, 2023

Spud

The best book ever made, where my Nickname came from but I don’t care, I’m a proud Spud and a private schoolboy.

I’m happy to be the Spud of the pack

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Flare the Spud

When you bro fist someone and waggle you’re fingers when you pull away

Sup g flare the spud

by Soggyg September 17, 2020

Spud

A man that loves 24/7 in real nigga hours.

Never fuck up never cut corners

Hot as a beast.

7 inch cock fact check him

Spud fucked me so good last night I made him daddy spud.

by ReallOne October 2, 2017