Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

by minuccp January 8, 2010

Shaunie special

A Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee drink that’ll be the best thing you’ve ever put in your mouth

Six pumps of Caramel swirl

Six pumps of coconut

And extra extra cream

Yo I just went to Dunkin’ Donuts and got me a shaunie special

by Dirtyd December 2, 2018

DC Special

Lexicon for Diet Coke. Term originates in Northern Delaware taverns.

"Let me get a Jack and DC special"

by Alex Peters April 24, 2007

specky big chebs

A female with spectacles and massive tits

check out specky big chebs over there, that's some set she's got on her.

by oldcuntychops October 12, 2011

Special User

Used by IT support people when referring to users who need "special attention". Usually non-technical people (especially HR) who:

- do not have any clue how to use a computer

- cannot see the obvious

- cannot read or follow simple instructions

- will constantly complain that "the system is broken" because they don't know how to use it

- don't know what a web browser is (sure sign they are using IE)

- are the very reason people should be licensed before being allowed near a computer

- are the bane of existence for all IT support people

Special Users are not limited to non-IT people. Especially ones who announce that they have 14 years of experience in IT, and then use terms like "reverse backslash".

IT support person 1: "Someone from HR just logged an incident. It says 'I can't can't submit this online form. It keeps giving me an error message. The system must be broken. Can you please investigate?'. And they have included a screenshot which clearly shows that they have not completed a mandatory field . . ."

IT support person 2: *Facepalm* "I'll flag them as a Special User, then send them an email explaining what a mandatory field is and what they need to do to "fix" it."

by Sager_ September 23, 2014

Stevie Special

The sudden and uncontrollable appearance of the male condition(woody the woodpecker) whilst in surroundings entirely inappropriate, culminating in an attempt to unsuccessfully relieve one's self in the nearest restroom.

On a date with a girl and everything is going fine until the carnal love beast shows his face and threatens to ruin everything, On a bus in the morning whilst being gently rocked by the vehicles movement. "The date would have gone well, if it wasn't for me needing a bloody stevie special!"

by Ethan Baguley June 28, 2008

Hamilton Special

A Hamilton Special is a bundle of drunkenness usually reserved for high school and college-aged people who are blacking out on a budget. It consists of two Four Lokos of any flavor, one 32-oz. Bud Light Bottle (no 40's in FL), and one Black and Mild (preferably wood-tip and Wine flavored) to be smoked as a closing ceremony. The Hamilton Special derives its name from its price, as a $10 bill will have you Hamilton'd and ready to go in most areas.

Bro 1: "Bro, Zach threw up on my car and fucked my girlfriend!"

Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"

by Big M0e June 18, 2011