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Meat sneezes

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.
Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.
by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020
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Man sneeze

I man sneezed right in her eye
by TedTrippin March 11, 2010
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Sheet sneeze

Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.
by Kaidonado March 16, 2020
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ghost sneeze

when you both cum and sneeze at the same exact time
dude when I was beating my meat I fuckin ghost sneezeed
by Amphibian Boi December 21, 2018
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scream sneeze

A clamorous, spasmodic, and piercing spray of noise and mucus droplets released suddenly from the nostrils without warning.
I was about to fall asleep in bed and he suddenly scream sneezed so loud that it made me pee myself and fly off the bed. I can only imagine what the neighbors must think.
by Kramer's Ghost June 18, 2021
mugGet the scream sneezemug.

Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."
by Dulcy the Dragon April 11, 2019
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