Silence

When all noises stop. When all you hear is nothing. Nothing. Silence means no noise. No sound. Not even breathing. Not even noises that humans are unable to hear.

People will say that they enjoy 'silence', but they really mean 'quiet'. Quiet is calming, tranquil. SILENCE is TORTURE. Silence is death. Silence is nothing. Silence is... the end.
We will never achieve silence. Unless existence... all of existence... everything that exists... perishes. When everything ends, we will truly achieve silence.

Me: Wouldn't it be cool if there was a giant remote that controlled all of the happenings of the world so that someone could just press the mute button and silence the world so that nothing could be heard by any of the creature of the world, not even with hearing aids and even some friendly giant with big ears wouldn't be able to hear anything?

The Creature:...Yes?

by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023

silence

a loss of words.when u r on the phone and a conversation ends and u r just there sitting awkwardly

<him> hey honey, i bet you cant make me happy and sad at the same time
<her> you have the biggest penis out of all your friends.
*silence*

by a_bunch_of_zeroes June 10, 2018

Food silence

When food arrives at the table, and no one talks for several moments because they're eating

It got kind of awkward for Tom and Becky because of the prolonged food silence at Olive Garden.

by cardboard pineapple April 23, 2015

The silencer

When you're fucking a deaf chick, take one hearing aid and shove it down her throat so you cant hear her wookie noises. Then you take off your dirty sock and shove it in her mouth. After fucking her, put her other hearing aid up her pussy and send her on her way, and as she walks, her cunt whistles with every step.

I once fucked a deaf chick, and she sounded like chewie from star wars. I wish now, I had given her the silencer.

I went soft immediately, did my belt up, and put it in reverse .

by Deedav August 4, 2021

Silence Robot

When a robot says probability or is confused on living creatures and mentions it you say this word

Robot: "Probability is 18%
Person watching: "Silence Robot"

by Not bird person June 13, 2022

Touch the sound of silence

This word originated from a stream of weird tiktok videos depicting people puking. On the top of the video there was a man singing a song that had the lyrics, “and touch the sound of silence.”

In other words, it means to vomit.

Guy 1: “Bro you good?”

Guy 2: “Nah, I think im gonna *Touch the sound of silence* man.”

by Nigger hater 22 November 28, 2024

Dead Silence

Arab word for /brown skin/guy from /middle east/ trying to enter Europe.

Save a tree not Dead Silence refugee.

by airony February 1, 2020