retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by anonymous February 23, 2021

The silencer

When you're fucking a deaf chick, take one hearing aid and shove it down her throat so you cant hear her wookie noises. Then you take off your dirty sock and shove it in her mouth. After fucking her, put her other hearing aid up her pussy and send her on her way, and as she walks, her cunt whistles with every step.

I once fucked a deaf chick, and she sounded like chewie from star wars. I wish now, I had given her the silencer.

I went soft immediately, did my belt up, and put it in reverse .

by Deedav August 4, 2021

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.

"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

by socalledintellectual January 31, 2024

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.

"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

by socalledintellectual January 31, 2024

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.

"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

by socalledintellectual January 31, 2024

Fart Silencer

The technical name for a thong.

I ate a lot of beans last night, but I should be okay at work today. I'm wearing a fart silencer.

by elliot_ June 25, 2024

Layered silence

The act of one person ignoring another with sounds around them (tv, music, traffic, restaurant noise, etc.). The less time of silence the quicker the person realizes their indiscretions/fault and concedes to the other person being correct. The longer or no response is the disgust the wrong person has towards the correct individual and continued disagreement.

Person 1: The sky is blue. Person 2: layered silence (see description) or agreement/disagreement

by RealThor January 17, 2025