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Shampoo a buffalo

When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!
When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!
by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
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Fairy of shampoo

A fairy of shampoo isn’t actually a fairy.She’s someone almost none of you can reach physically.If you try to reach her,just like a bubble made of shampoo she will pop and eventually vanish in the cold void.People sometimes describe her as “the ideal person” but it still doesn’t affect the fact that she is a fairy of shampoo…
•She’s my fairy of shampoo.From now on I will only love her
by _yours_ November 20, 2021
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sarpolus

It’s a Greek name. After hours of searching I managed to find that it simply means “talks a lot”. But quite possibly it could mean more, or whatever the beholder of the name wishes it to be.
He’s totally a Sarpolus of a man
by hippityhoppityoffmyproperty February 14, 2020
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Put down the Sharpie

A request to someone to admit they are wrong.

In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.
"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."
by hodags1966 September 6, 2019
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Al Sharpton

One of the many famous people who give their own race a bad name
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.
The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.
by yaboymd March 7, 2017
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Drop the Sharpie

"I'm still waiting for the GOP to drop the sharpie and quit defending Trump's f-ups and crimes."
by hodags1966 September 24, 2019
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