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balls and shaft

The previous definition couldn't be further from the truth. If something is the "balls and shaft," it means that it is "the balls" but cooler. Same definition of "the balls" applies, but more emphasis is put on the coolness of something.

Bro, Santonio Holmes is the balls and shaft of Super Bowl 44... that catch was unbelievable.

Bruce Springsteen is the balls and shaft period. Anyone who can pull off a sliding croth move during the Super Bowl halftime show deserves the title of the "balls and shaft."



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Walking shaft 

"It's on the third floor, should we take the elevator?"

"Nah, let's take the walking shaft"
Walking shaft by yricardo April 26, 2010
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Sector Shaft 

a) The large shaft protruding from a steering gearbox that converts forward/rearward action into a side to side reciprocating action to actuate the steering linkage.

b) The pulsating erect cock of a horny truck mechanic.
a) It appears that the sector shaft is damaged from the wreck.

b) Horny girl-C'mon baby, give me the sector shaft.
Sector Shaft by 782 February 22, 2011

massive shaft 

An absolute shlonggg that can slap your sister in uganda when u whip it out(at least 696969 inches long)
Reed has such a massive shaft that when he whips it out it slaps his sister who was adopted by some asians that moved to uganda
massive shaft by Massiveness January 11, 2018

Mexican Flag Shaft 

During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Mexican heritage.
In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Mexican flag shaft.

PB and Shaft 

During intercourse a man will lather his dick (aka shaft) and balls in peanut butter and jelly. Once the man has successfully coated his dick and balls in the famous pair he will then put the whole package between two nice fluffy pieces of white bread and let the girl eat it all off. Voila, you have a PB and Shaft.
Dude I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and we decided to get a little bit frisky, so she let me try out the old PB and Shaft trick. I've never seen here eat so vigorously.

sneak attack ass shaft 

wrecking someone's anal cavity by surprise and/or stealthily
mr. g (with his beautiful and voluptuous hair) was bending over teaching jade math for the 3rd time, when nick came out of the ceiling tiles and sneak attack ass shafted him