If you think that September 28 is the 271st day of the year (272nd in leap years) only, then you're absolutely wrong and you need some educating so you're welcome in advance!
Anygay, on the 28th of September 2013 our beloved Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson got married. It's a holy date for the members of the Larry organization and especially for Harry himself since it's the only day he tops while he and Louis mutually respect each other. And no, those rumors floating around saying he tops every 28th of each month are far away from the truth and he'd very much appreciate if you stop spreading lies.
Anygay, on the 28th of September 2013 our beloved Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson got married. It's a holy date for the members of the Larry organization and especially for Harry himself since it's the only day he tops while he and Louis mutually respect each other. And no, those rumors floating around saying he tops every 28th of each month are far away from the truth and he'd very much appreciate if you stop spreading lies.
by Larrygotcockblocked March 28, 2019
September 3rd is the day that you can kiss that special someone 🙃
Emma- Hey Jacob it’s kiss your crush day
Jacob- oh he- (gets cut off by Emma kissing him or her)
Emma- Hey Jacob it’s kiss your crush day
Jacob- oh he- (gets cut off by Emma kissing him or her)
by late.space October 31, 2019
National put your dick in a bag of Doritos day.
the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.
the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.
person 1 : “what’s your favorite flavor of Doritos?”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”
by necrophiliacs November 02, 2019
by Non-believable September 26, 2019
Proclaimed as one the the hardest challenges ever,"no Fap September".
The idea is that the challenger must not fap at all.
The only exception is that you can have sexual intercouse, as the founders did not want to cock block ANYONE!
The rules are simple. " NO SELF PLEASURE WHATSOEVER", through the entire month of september.
Even though many belive that there is no reward for completing this challenge, others have faith in its many rewards it can offer, especially for the one's who do not have a GF. They will build up the courage to finally ask the preetty girl out, other than having their mind thinking they do not need anyone other than their hand.
Another reward can be for the men that masterbate regularly , they can sometimes never climax when they do have sex with a women, because their sensitvity drops with masterbation. So going a month without self pleasure can give those few another positive outcome.
Others say that the only negative spin-off that comes with "No fap september" , is that the chances of having wet dreams immensely increases
Best reward of all is not feeling nasty after you just fapped to that tranny porn.
No studies have shown that is it unhealthy not to fap for a month because the male body's have other ways to dispose of it.
On the other hand studies have shown that it can be unhealhthy low frequnicies of ejaculating but it has to be over the course of at least 2 years. This challenge only requires a month...
The idea is that the challenger must not fap at all.
The only exception is that you can have sexual intercouse, as the founders did not want to cock block ANYONE!
The rules are simple. " NO SELF PLEASURE WHATSOEVER", through the entire month of september.
Even though many belive that there is no reward for completing this challenge, others have faith in its many rewards it can offer, especially for the one's who do not have a GF. They will build up the courage to finally ask the preetty girl out, other than having their mind thinking they do not need anyone other than their hand.
Another reward can be for the men that masterbate regularly , they can sometimes never climax when they do have sex with a women, because their sensitvity drops with masterbation. So going a month without self pleasure can give those few another positive outcome.
Others say that the only negative spin-off that comes with "No fap september" , is that the chances of having wet dreams immensely increases
Best reward of all is not feeling nasty after you just fapped to that tranny porn.
No studies have shown that is it unhealthy not to fap for a month because the male body's have other ways to dispose of it.
On the other hand studies have shown that it can be unhealhthy low frequnicies of ejaculating but it has to be over the course of at least 2 years. This challenge only requires a month...
Anon 1: Hey man im still going strong i love no fap september.
Anon 2:Dude fuck that shit... you are gonna get prostate cancer. this challenge was made by terroist so we can have a baby boom full of retards next year...
Anon 2: GTFO *starts fapping*
HE LOST!!!
Anon 2:Dude fuck that shit... you are gonna get prostate cancer. this challenge was made by terroist so we can have a baby boom full of retards next year...
Anon 2: GTFO *starts fapping*
HE LOST!!!
by stewfubuddy September 02, 2009
the second best date in the year (first is december 25th) where the most beautiful amazing loyal smart healthy children are born
by cpluemar October 17, 2019
by Garbaragerack September 29, 2021