feast and release

When a girl sucks a dudes dick and simultaneously feeds him a sandwich, that has been previously made... by the girl obviously

aka mayo mcnasty
aka munch n suck
aka the dine and dick
aka hoagie blowie
aka cock meat sandwich

Last night i needed to bust a nut and i knew i would be hungry afterward so i had the bitch make me a sandwich and then dome me up. whatup

dude i just got a feast and release!!!

by fatty mcnasty nut January 14, 2011

relegion

Relegion is many things:
-The cause of endless bloodshed, violence, hate, and discrimination.
-Science's arch-nemesis.
-An easy way to explain our existence without having to pass 8th grade.
-A emotional crutch so people can feel all warm and cozy inside.

Because of his relegion Andrew thinks that all non-beleivers are going to hell. What a freak.

by Brian the Definer November 16, 2006

Release the crappen

You one thrust a girl so hard in the ass, when you pull out she shits all over you. Before you pull out, you must yell "RELEASE THE CRAPPEN!"

"Dude, I totally released the crappen on tianna last night"

"My boyfriend totally yelled Release the crappen last night and I shit all over him.."

by The thruster. August 21, 2011

a sweet release

A slow moving camel passing through a chasm of afternoon delights (sky rockets in flight), shining, glimmering nuggets of pasturised milk dipped in a sweet and creamy turnip and caramelised onion potato salsa resting on a bed of jeremy Oscar winner base of buttery biscuit salmon time.
This chasm of mysterious shimmering wilderbeast wonder can be located approximately 5 minutes north west of you front door (from the inside of a packet of pickled onion space invaders)

Yep.

You have found a sweet release whence you have experienced a mysterious brownpod like capsule emerging from your southern hemisphere

by Chief inspector, Rimmer November 26, 2013

Release The Kraken!

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."

"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"

by RedZebra November 29, 2010

Releasing the Badger

1.) The escape of one's own odor from the rear.

2.) The art of releasing gaseous fumes from the body strategically so mortal enemies unknowingly walk through them.

Jackie: Nikki I have been releasing the badger all over the store.

by Baby Badger March 27, 2010

Chemical Release

Origin: Australian Military. A term used when someone has released a particularly toxic fart

Digger 1: We have just obtained chemical release!

Digger 2: So I noticed.

by Gallogael March 23, 2009