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purple jesus rodeo

An alcoholic drink comprising of 1/2 everclear, 1/2 grape NOS energy drink and purple (grape) cool aid mix, plus 2 caffeine tablets all put into one standard red plastic cup.

the name comes from the following:

Purple: because the drink is purple in color
Jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
Rodeo: because you'll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be prone to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you're in a rodeo
GUY #1 oh man what happened last night?
GUY #2 dude you drank one Purple Jesus Rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
GUY #3 Yeah then you passed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
GUY #1 NICE!
by Jeff "Danger" Hoernemann November 29, 2010
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Romella

can be brutal and loving at the same time, remains loyal in a sea of disloyalty, wishful and hopeful, misconstrued but prevails... this girl rocks!
that girl is a Romella!
by AnAvidFan2 July 14, 2010
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Goat Rodeo

A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where.

Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.

Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:
Ready to go to this Goat Rodeo? Its gonna be terrible.
by JimmyJam November 30, 2006
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all roads lead to rome

There are multiple ways to get to the same goal.

Originated in Ancient Rome, as whenever they successfully conquered a nation, they built a concrete road starting from that nation and leading to Rome.
Student: I can't figure this math problem out your way, can I try another way that I've been taught?

Teacher: By all means. After all, all roads lead to Rome.
by ransomeboi123 October 4, 2013
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alvaro romero

THE king of slatt 🐍member of the lollipop boys, associated with mattia polibio. HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTE PERSON EVER periodt boo. he’s also kinda hot ;)
person A: whose ur fav tik toker?

person B: Mattia is sexy as shit but Alvaro romero is adorable, i can’t decide.
person A: idk who they are imma look em up

person B: bet it
by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019
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romee

a very beautiful, smart and talented girl. she looks like an angel, and she is the dream of every boy.
Wow I wish I was a "Romee"
by Purfectsmile March 4, 2017
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Blue Cord Rodeo

When a US infantryman graduates training, he is given a distinctive blue cord to wear on his uniform. When such an individual is fucking his partner from behind, he can grab his blue cord from a hidden location and start to choke his partner with it. This begins the rodeo. If the receiving partner "bucks" the infantryman off, the partner is given the blue cord as a trophy. If the infantryman chokes out the receiving partner or busts a nut, he keeps his cord.

An infantryman who has previously lost a cord can also have his cord returned by winning it back from the partner. This can take many forms. Some forms involve a "rematch" of the rodeo in similar positions. Some may opt to allow the female partner to wear a strap on and fuck the infantryman from behind while being choked. Homosexual couples may skip the strap on.

This act is rarely done to casual hookups and is usually reserved for significant partners. Prior to the inclusion of women into the US infantry in the mid 2010's, this was the only way for women to earn the coveted blue cord.
I surprised Amy to a blue cord rodeo last night and she won. I need to try and win it back before the next military ball.
by darx202 October 28, 2022
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