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The Billion Dollar Question

"Who's Got Weed?"
So... here's The Billion Dollar Question.... Who's got weed?
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valid question

An inappropriate question usually relating to a childrens/disney movie or book usually asked by girls named Willow.
Willow: "hey guys, I have a valid question..."

Willows friends: "Oh boy. Here we go again. "
Willow:" I was just wondering, How do mermaids reproduce?"
Willow's friends:"WILLOW!!"
Willow:"What?! It's a valid question!"
by Katthekittycat1 July 28, 2017
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Clown Question

An irrelevant question meant to inspire a moment of comedy that is quickly labeled and dismissed, usually with the assistance of a carefully placed usage of the word "bro."
Reporter: Bryce, will you be taking advantage of the lower drinking age while in Canada?
Bryce Harper: That's a clown question, bro.
by thespiceman December 18, 2012
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Recession Question

A recession question is generally asked by a customer to a business. It is asked to find out if there is a way of saving money with a desired purchase.
Example 1:

Woman (upon entering TGI FRIDAYS): Excuse me, yes, I have a recession question, umm...I saw a commercial on TV sayin' you had menu items starting from $6.99...is that like, ONE item or is it more than that...can I see a menu?

Example 2:

Employee: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
Woman: Is the fish sandwich still just a dollar this week or...whas' goin on with that?

Example 3:

Employee (answering phone): Thank you for calling Bally Total Fitness, this is Steve, How may I help you?
Caller: Hi, I was wonderin, I heard you can add on a family member for 19 dollars a month...n I mean, like, whatchu mean exactly by family?
by chasityMD April 29, 2009
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Instagram question

A dumbass sticker u can post on your insta story and so that people ask questions. But actually nobody cares and u just did it to prove u have friends and u actually don’t get any questions.
Person 1: did u ask me an Instagram question?
Person 2: no that is dumb
by buffalochiken420 July 15, 2018
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Hit-and-Run Question

Another technique used by office placebos, when in for a long presentation, the placebo early on, say in the first 5 minutes drop the initial hit-and-run question, which leads everyone (boss/presenter) to believe he's engaged ... this quick hit allows him to run, slip out, disengage for at least the next 30-45 minutes
Jackson : Boy Adam, I hope my hit-and-run question worked, I really need to slip out of the presentation ... I've got lunch plans with Sophi.
Murphy : Don't worry Jackson, I'm pretty sure it did... didn't you see how Miller took notice, he loves when someone from his team speaks up.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
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The Universal Question

Vegetable or Hinderance?
Is a lesbian a Vegetable or Hinderance?

Is a basketball Vegetable or Hinderance?

Is a wood chuck a Vegetable or Hinderance?
by Da ppl January 11, 2004
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