Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

by Goon goddess May 26, 2024

Proverbs 1:28-33

Oooook yeah, that's the shunning thing I'm talking about. That right there:

Proverbs 1:28-33 in the Bible describes the consequences of the behaviors outlined in the previous section of the chapter. The verses include:

"Then they will call to me but I will not answer; they will look for me but will not find me, since they hated knowledge and did not choose to fear the Lord".

"Since they would not accept my advice and spurned my rebuke, they will eat the fruit of their ways and be filled with the fruit of their schemes".

"For the waywardness of the simple will kill them, and the complacency of fools will destroy them; but whoever listens to me will live in safety and be at ease, without fear of harm".

That's what they do to you is you tell them their Book demon is a psycho.

Hym "See? Right there! Proverbs 1:28-33. If you don't do what they tell you they ignore you, steal your shit or look the other way while crime is happening to you, and then the complacency of fools (That's YOU. You're the retard.) allows them to get away with it. Did I not say that earlier? That's it's the tactics they use against people to control their lives indirectly? They get you to do the incest cult (with or against your will)... And then the solipsists do whatever they want. That's the whole things."

A fucking retard "But... But it's makes them feel more gooders guys! Right? And isn't it better for them to thing that they aren't delusional schizos?"

Hym "No. You're retarded. And no is isn't 'just anything. 'It's just *THIS*' or 'It's just *THAT*' No. It isn't. You're dumb. Dumb and bad!"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2024

Promethasexing

You sip on a bunch of promethazine and call your girlfriend over. You take ecstasy and smoke 5 blunts at once. Then you do some fent. Then you do 2 gallons of galaxy gas. Your girl rings the doorbell and then you make her wait for five minutes. You inject promethazine in your dickhole and then get sloppy toppy. Then you perform missionary on the couch until you cum the promethazine. Then a zygote with promethazine forms. 9 months later a baby who is a fein for promethazine forms and it doesn't need water but promethazine.

I love promethasexing because it makes the world a better place.

by CaseOh's mukbang December 24, 2024

Prosetitute

Prosetitute

That John Doe is such a prosetitute for writing a paid article that was full of such obvious lies!

by cuddleberry February 9, 2025

Proletariat Freedom Index

A proposed alternative metric to indices like the "Economic Freedom Index" (which equates freedom with deregulation). This index would measure the substantive freedom of the working class based on factors like: job security, union density, access to healthcare and housing, free time (leisure vs. work hours), workplace democracy, and power over community decisions. It redefines freedom from "freedom from the state" to "freedom from exploitation and insecurity."

Example: According to the Proletariat Freedom Index, a Scandinavian country with strong unions, a generous social safety net, and codetermination laws would rank highly, while a US state with "right-to-work" laws, no paid leave, and rampant gig economy precarity would rank near the bottom, despite scoring high on a traditional "economic freedom" index.

by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026

Prove

I don't have to prove anything to you.

Hym Iam "How about instead of proving that, I prove that God isn't real to one of your kids?"

by Hym Iam February 28, 2026

Projet l e esh

A project by sham and hemshem that they refuse to do and keep postponing

Do you want to do Projet l e esh for tomorrow? No...we will do it next week i promise.

by Sham1205 November 24, 2025