Pocket Leech

Noun: A girl who is more interested in what is in your wallet than in you.

Dont go to the mall with her , shes a pocket leech.

by angreyposter October 12, 2005

pocketbating

grabbing your dick while your hand is in your pocket and masturbating

Jimmy's mom asked him why his hands were always in his pocket. Jimmy said he was too pocketbating.

by beej aka bj aka jimmy December 20, 2008

pocket boner

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff

I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!

by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009

pocketidit

verb. to nearly be caught masturbating/jacking off and quicly "pocketing" your dick to avoid getting caught

i nearly got caught masturbating yesterday but luckily i pocketidit

by sgt.plachenkov February 28, 2011

procktail

A mixed drink administered through the "back door".

Hey bartender, I'd like a Sidecar served in a turkey baster, I'm in the mood for a procktail!

I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!

by word burgler November 27, 2014

Pocket Pace

when a person puts his or her hands in their pockets and walks back and forth continuously usually mumbling something.

Our boss Chris L. likes to come downstairs and pocket pace.

by MagicKAT May 13, 2014

Poocket

Poocket means "pocket" or "close friend."
You use the word in two ways.
Example: "Do you have a poocket?"
Is to ask if someone has a pocket.
"What's up, Poocket?"
Is to use to call someone a close friend.

"Hey, Poocket. Mall tomorrow?"
"Haha, okay."

by HNST May 10, 2015