frosted thumb print cookie

When a man fingers their partners anus with his thumb while either self stimulating or having vaginal intercourse to the point of ejaculation, when the thumb is removed and the anus is covered in ejaculate. Named for the appearance and method of baking a thumb print cookie.

I gave her a frosted thumb print cookie for the first time tonight.

by Luck O’ the Irish August 26, 2019

fax no printer

similar expression to "period no tampon"

Joe: he cheated on her, fax no printer!

by rookiequeen October 16, 2019

I Do Not See The Printer

A more complicated version of the phrase "Fax No Printer" which means someone is speaking the truth. Since there is "no printer" then you simply say you can't see the printer

"Our English teacher is really got huh?" "I do not see the Printer"

by CousinDater October 6, 2020

print whore

An individual who will do anything...ANYTHING...for media coverage. Anachronistically, this refers not just to paper-based, but also electronically-based forums

That bitch is such a print whore, she'd even blow Arianna Huffington's strap-on.

by Robert Brantley June 3, 2006

Pensacola Print Maker

A VERY daring sex act, for both partners, were a guy (from Pensacola, FL) performs a "Cannon Ball" off of the head board, preferably tall head board, and makes a lasting physical and mental inpression on the girl.

Guy 1: OMG! Did you hear?! CamRon Bawllsack did a Pensacola Print Maker on his girlfriend!?
Guy 2: What the F?

by CamRon Bawllsack March 12, 2008

Printage

what happens when your printer isnt printing

Dude im not getting any printage today what the heck

by office guru August 20, 2010

2D printing

The inverse of 3D printing where a 3D object is reduced by very thin layers at a time. Often used in the context of wiping your ass, but you are really just wiping a poo that hasn't fully extruded from your anus. Because you are wiping a poo, wiping clean is an exercise in futility. Instead, the defecator should resume trying to push out the poo before attempting to wipe again.

People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.

I couldn't wipe clean the other day because I was just 2D printing a poo.
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?

by 2dprinting May 12, 2013