pregnant pillow

A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.

‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’

by Mr pregnant pillow December 1, 2017

Butt Pregnant

When she still ends up pregnant, even though you came in her butthole.

“Did you hear that Stacy got butt pregnant with Andre’s Baby?”

by BrandyBigDick42069 June 5, 2025

Pregnant

When a phone autocorrects Pringles

Real text: "I will go grab some Pringles"
Autocorrect: "I will go grab some pregnant"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

pregnant

when a child is in your belly, (most pregnant women rub their stomach)

add: do you find out if you are pregnant
me: ima f***ing guy

by HandsomeDragon8 September 9, 2022

Pregnant Sleep

Sleeping in the fetal position on your left side with a pillow between your legs and under your head.

This particular sleeping position is popular amongst pregnant women, as it is medically recommended. It is also, however, popular with people that sleep with body pillows.

I usually pregnant sleep because my doctor recommends it’s best for the baby.

by TicAss December 20, 2021