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Possum

A small beautiful creature you taunt your friends with. It gives them nightmares about it while you laugh. We <3 Possums.
Possums really are the best animal out here! 🦔
by Possum_Protector October 13, 2019
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The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
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living possum

Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.
by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017
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Possum

Used in place of Maybe, perchance or possibly
Friend One: Do you want to do anything tonight?
Friend Two: "Possum"
by Meat-_-Drop January 29, 2024
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crash possums

(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks
"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."

-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010
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Possum-Smellin’

You’re a bit possum-smellin’ man.
by chickenhenface March 25, 2025
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Oli-Possum

The sexiest person youll meet. Very kind and understanding. Fun and flirty. Makes your day better and makes you want to spank her ass till u break your wrist. Wife material
I met a girl today. Such an Oli-possum šŸ˜
Youre so lucky marry her asap.
by Elenasass March 8, 2022
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