A small beautiful creature you taunt your friends with. It gives them nightmares about it while you laugh. We <3 Possums.
by Possum_Protector October 13, 2019
Get the Possummug. A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses itās host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades itās host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate itās host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming itās host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
Get the The Chaos Possummug. (a) The act of being dead.
by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017
Get the living possummug. by Meat-_-Drop January 29, 2024
Get the Possummug. (n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks
"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."
-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010
Get the crash possumsmug. by chickenhenface March 25, 2025
Get the Possum-Smellināmug. The sexiest person youll meet. Very kind and understanding. Fun and flirty. Makes your day better and makes you want to spank her ass till u break your wrist. Wife material
by Elenasass March 8, 2022
Get the Oli-Possummug.