possimistic

Being in the middle of pessimistic and optimistic; seeing things neither negatively or positively

He has a possimistic view on the world

by babybuvs October 15, 2019

Possume

Beyond awesome

#1 Dude, Simon just pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
#2 What!? That's awesome!
#1 No, it's possume!

by Ledeman May 20, 2011

Spottin' Possums

Southern expression describing a woman's chestacles with nipples that point in wildly different directions, as if they are searching for something unbeknownst to their owner or the viewer.

"Damn Jimbo, did you see that lousy tit-job!? Those sumbitches were spottin' possums."

by Earl Bullard August 23, 2019

possimpable

the combination of the words 'possible' and 'immpossible'. It was first coined on the CBS series How I Met Your Mother by Barney Stinson, played by Neil Patrick Harris.

Barney - "Some poeple do what is possible, but I go past the possible."

Interviewer - "You mean the impossible?"

Barney - "No, I do what is possible and impossible combined: the possimpable."

by waffle of waffles February 7, 2009

punching possums

A one night stand whose performance in the sack is "just lays there"

"It was like punching possums last night."

by ramrodd October 28, 2006

How Many Possums?

This is a question that an employee will ask a manager to switch subjects and to fuck around.

KV: How is it going
Maddox: Good
Kv: Awesome Possum
Maddox: How many possums?

by Strikle March 21, 2019

pussum

Any furry mammal, it can range from a little possum, to a big bear
Main pussums: possums, rats, skunks, rabbits, squirrels, mice, chipmunks, and deer
Domesticated animals such as cats,dogs, and ferrets can be claimed as pussums aswell

Hey frank, look at the pussum over there in the bushes

There's pussums about...

by Rat666 August 31, 2017