Poking Holes In Condoms

"Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.

I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.

by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. October 7, 2011

Popping A Ridgy

The process of breaking into the drivers cabin on a Sydney metropolitan train and posting photos of you 'driving' the train on Instagram & Snapchat.

Did you get caught popping a ridgy again?

by WestRail_memeZ May 9, 2019

stop poking my ribs

stop pulling my leg;
stop yanking my chain;
get your elbow out of my potato salad

Are you fo shiz? Stop poking my ribs.

by weenis gordomendz March 15, 2009

baby poking

v: the act of having sex with a pregnant woman.

It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.

Guy 1: Dude, I banged the preggers chick next door last night.

Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.

by Sergee February 18, 2009

popping her cookies

An orgasm. Namely, a girl's orgasm, since male equipment obviously doesn't look like a cookie jar, but long and hard bruschetta bread. Derived from cookie jar.

When he curled his fingers in her, she instantly started popping her cookies.

by Corban March 5, 2005

popping the walnut

Eating the roach of a blunt. It is a tradition is some parts of Parma, Ohio.

AG: What the fuck are you doing?

Joe: Popping the walnut, it's a tradition man.

AG: Are you sure that's a good idea. . .

by Kottonmouth Kringle December 1, 2009

pooping like a duck

1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).

2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.

3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).

1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!

2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.

3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!

by poop_soup26 September 27, 2010