poopsatchel

shit-bag

wow this weed sucks it is a poopsatchel

by bill July 10, 2003

poompus

pussy, not vagina, but pussy in the way when it means wimp.
poom = vagina.
pus = pussy.
generally means wimp, chicken, scaredy cat, etc.

do this!' 'no!' 'aww come on, you're such a poompus!

by urbandictionaryrandomer September 9, 2010

Slippery Poops

Another name for diarrhea.

Tell mom that Billy has the slippery poops.

by Mladen04 August 8, 2008

Mushy-Poops

The epitome of disgustingly saccharine-sweet cutesy names lovers give to one another as a pet name and term of endearment.

1. A name given to the partner of a relationship by the other partner specifically to drive them nuts because there is nothing cornier to call them and they intend to annoy the person.

Partner 1: "Oh Mushy-Poops, I wuves you!"
Partner 2: "Good Lord, please stop before my brain implodes."

2. A term of endearment universally offensive to everyone but the sick people sincerely using it towards each other.

Construction worker 1: (Into cellphone) Okay, I love you too. No you're my Mushy-Poops. No you're MY Mushy-Poops.
Construction workers nearby: (Grab jackhammers and noisy tools and attempt to drown out awfulness).

3. A term used by a couple which does not regularly use pet names, as a source of comic relief, because they're bored and a little bit crazy.

Elizabeth: I just... love you so much!
OJ: Awwww, Mushy-Poops!
Elizabeth: What did you just call me?? MUSHY-POOPS?! Bwahahahahahah!!!
OJ: Hahahaha!

by Wackatron August 11, 2008

poopass

a bag of douche who most likely enjoys a big shit that sounds like a car alarm.

God damn it Noah your such a Poopass!

by J+Bizzle July 3, 2006

The Poops

soccer team that sucks

The Poops are bad.

by speedy January 21, 2003

poops mgcee

ah, i think it means a mistake

It was definitely poops mcgee!

by clemson-ass garet April 28, 2004