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whale in the pond

If someone who is too big and not appreciated.
Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off
by Hazel cloud May 30, 2021
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Pond Hockey

Pond Hockey is a cocktail that is Pink Whitney Vodka and Club Soda with a lime.
You have Pink Whitney, can you make me a pond hockey?
by Adumbkid December 8, 2024
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Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 2, 2025
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pond princess

One who thinks they are ready for big water, (specifically kayaking) but complains the whole time about paddling/peddling when on big water.
She is such a pond princess, can’t even paddle a mile.
by Nothinspecial June 10, 2023
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Bedford Park Pond

Bedford Park Pond is defined by legal fishing, for example, "My son harpooned a tuna fish at Bedford Park Pond' and it was totally legal
by Yanfl June 17, 2023
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angas pond

angas pond is a short little guy that likes men and always rage quites when i talk to him for some reason he thinks he is the top shit but hes not , and likes ugly girls from a all girls boarding school and for some reasons he talks about the weidest facts and its some how right becasue he types all this shit from google and btw he is gay and likes white rocks and that word but with a C he likes to bang maddie every dayy alll day and he has got a friend named aidan dacey that like to finger him all night the gay bozo
angas pond is a retard and like to bounce on coks
by your local money69 June 21, 2023
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Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 4, 2024
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