by ViralPitch November 24, 2021

When a guy is in a relationship with a girl and he doesn't hit her and due to his refrain the relationship doesn't work out.
Tim what's so crushed over breaking up with Kelly he just didn't understand what went wrong in their relationship, confiding in a friend he told him he loved her he never hit her. Tim's friend told him, ' that's the reason you guys never worked out, you pitched a no-hitter."
by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"
by NYNiles25 January 5, 2014

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.
"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
by MajorKade December 9, 2015

by Jasambina November 22, 2020

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match
by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.
by bugkoa December 18, 2024
