An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.
"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"
by Specialist12 May 30, 2024

The act of collecting vaginal discharge in a condom and freezing it overnight to use as a dildo.
Known as the greek pipeline because discharge tends to look like greek yoghurt.
Known as the greek pipeline because discharge tends to look like greek yoghurt.
Seth: "Hey Brittany, wanna come give me a greek pipeline?"
Brittany: "You know I can't do that again. Daddy will spank us!"
Seth: "Aww shucks , you know how much I love those."
Brittany: "I know Sethy poo, I know."
Brittany: "You know I can't do that again. Daddy will spank us!"
Seth: "Aww shucks , you know how much I love those."
Brittany: "I know Sethy poo, I know."
by Spacenugs69420 April 17, 2024

n. A conduit for the movement of oil, or other fluids. Also, in Canada, a sexual euphemism.
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I understand Trudeau is interested in discussing a pipeline cleanup with Kennedy and Singh.
Well! They are going to need a lot of rags.
Well! They are going to need a lot of rags.
by gnostic3 August 30, 2019

Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"
by Eco Afela July 8, 2023

The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020

oh my god im so horny i lost my dildo... (takes a giant shit) next day yes yes yes ohhh yes!
that was the best nalaskian pipeline everr!
that was the best nalaskian pipeline everr!
by the big blumpkin June 23, 2009

Put a deepfried Munster and Spaetzele in a condom , then you put it in the freezer . Once it's Frozen , use it as a dildo up your favorite's person's asshole .
"Mathieu was such in a mood yesterday , he gave me the best alsacian Pipeline EVER , and then we chilled with a 50CL pichet of Pinot Noir
by BatNuitsblanches88 September 20, 2025
