Chocolate Pineapple

A big piece of shit shaped like a pineapple (also can look like a human brain) that rips open your anus before crashing into the toilet and throwing water onto your now bleeding, burning ass hole.
"Damn, not even this Angel Soft can repair the damage this chocolate pineapple has done."
by Roman G September 10, 2005
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pineapple kush

pretty self-explanitory, kush that tastes and smells like pineapple. from what i can tell though, pineapple kush is alot stronger than other kinds of kush.. probably not as strong as the rare pineapple express but it is indeed still some one hitter quitter shit.. i wouldn't suggest taking more than a hit if your a light weight that freaks out easy after smoking.
after clearing a bowl of mids and two hits of some pineapple kush, i was pleasently stupid... bout a half hour later, i was laying there shivering and my legs felt as if they were having a seizure. this was in a 75 degree bedroom. you probably thinking "yup, your a lightweight too" but really, i'm not...
by y2c January 31, 2011
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Pineapple spank

Lubed up hawaiin men beat your ass brutally with pineapples
by Totally not maui July 16, 2022
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Unpack the pineapples

To take off your bra after a long day out.
Girl 1: Work today has been the worst!
Girl 2: I know, I can't wait to go home and unpack the pineapples
by jam7720 January 24, 2018
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Pineapples

by Vaginapowers September 19, 2016
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pedaphile pineapple

a beast ass drink that consists of oceanspray cran-grape juice and cruzan pineapple rum
yo that pedaphile pineapple is the shizzle!
by david and brian January 15, 2007
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Pineapple Shnobler

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time
Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.
by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012
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