baby peen

A penis that would appear to belong to a baby's. Upon further inspection belongs to a teenager or adult male.

Hey ston your girlfriend elena told me you have a baby peen. Is that true? She says it's less than an inch long...

by Thomas the goat December 17, 2015

Fat peen

A giant peen used to hit people won’t fit in the hole

Hey did you see that fat peen
Yes
It won’t fit in the hole

by Nicky doo November 4, 2019

You Got Peen'd

To have a penis drawn on something without you know

oh man...Chris walked away from his desk for 2 seconds to play ping pong and Whippy totally peen'd his diary!

'You Got Peen'd Man!'

by Ga Ga Ga October 21, 2008

suk mah peen

To suck a person peen (penis)

suk mah peen!!!!11

by Brodie July 30, 2006

big peen gang

A group of fuckboys, who have tiny peens and waddle because they have churned butter. Scarier than big boi gang

That big peen gang is scarier than my asshole after Taco Bell

by peeen April 16, 2019

peen

The slang word for penis.

Hugh Hefner: today we celebrate 50 years of making guys all around the world stroke their peen

Barbara Walters: and that's when his peen went in my poon.. did I mention i'm a whore?

Star Jones: what do you mean my husband al has a peen fit for a tight boy's anus?

by steve May 23, 2008

Peener

To have an erection caused by a build up of urine.

Zak are you getting a boner for Becca?!?

No, It's a peener I swear.

by MWE91 July 7, 2011