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paris hilton

AMAZING.

Fabulous and knows it.
Perfect body
Perfect life
Perfect hair.

Great Clothes
The best slut to walk the earth (and im not kidding)

Blonde, Skinny, Tall, Rich, Slutty goodness.
amazing

see godess
by jillwithak October 9, 2006
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Paris Hilton Proportions

The term Paris Hilton Proportions is used to describe how hugely fake a girl is.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
PHP Girl: Yeah, lyke, I SO shop at Gucci all the time! *flips hair* I live in Beverly Hills, yeah, lyke, Penelope Cruz and her boy friend Matt are my neighbors!

Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!
by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
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Paris Hilton Syndrome

A sort of sick disease, when a person finds themselves waking up in a different bed everyday. May include temptations to throw away all property that is not pink. People affected may spend all their worldly lifetime savings on things such as breast implants, ass implants, pink poodles, and big pink bags to carry the poodles around in.
'Visiting' jail may seem like an honourable goal or accomplishment to such people, as well as at least one lesbian relationship in life. Also the ability to sing like a cat being strangled, and the confidence to share this 'gift' with the world. The diseased also find it compulsory to be a slut, and a porn item of some sort.
Girl 1: I feel so weird! My ass seems to get larger everyday, my toilet seat is suddenly pink, and i haven't slept in my own bed for almost a month! What do you think is wrong with me?
Girl 2: You must have Paris Hilton Syndrome! You poor thing! You're screwed!
by L.I.M June 30, 2010
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Paris Hilton syndrome

To want celebrity status at any cost i.e. cosmetic surgery, sleeping around, hosting parties, releasing fashion n perfume lines, cat fight's, releasing music labels etc

To do anything, as long as people's tongues are wagging about you.

To be beautiful at any cost, even bankrupting yourself for those perfect set of titties.

To be the ultimate slut. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome or Jaspers Syndrome.

To have an addiction to beauty in such a way that a person is constantly getting their hair done, make-up, facials, cosmetic surgery, massages, gym etc that you never have any time for yourself, friends or family.

When beauty takes up 120% of your time.
I woke up this morning at around 2pm in the afternoon and didn't know who to sleep with! I totally had Paris Hilton Syndrome!!! H - E - L - P!

I have been at the beauty clinic for the past 5 years having everything from nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enlargements.... I think I have Paris Hilton Syndrome!!!
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
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paris hilton

Prettiest Celebrity in the world, who wrote an awsome autobiography *Everyone should buy it* PARIS I LOVE YOU!
*Hey, Did You See That One Hot Chick?
*Oh, you mean paris?
by amy kidd January 20, 2005
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paris hilton

probably the most amazing, funniest, hottest woman alive.
by justinesuitor April 14, 2006
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paris hilton

A pretty but(not gorgeous)blonde with blue bedroom eyes and full pink lips, has a lean statue-esque body like a model, which she is. Everyone is jealous of her and call her names to make themselves feel better for not being as rich, pretty or famous.
Paris Hilton is someone who'd be a lot of fun to party with.
by szep April 11, 2005
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