poopy pals

The pooping equivalent of eskimo brothers. When there are really nice toilets at a facility, and you and your friend have both dropped a deuce there.

You: Dude, did you see the office's new toilets? They're ginormous!

Friend: I just pooped in them yesterday! We're totally poopy pals.

by Drew_A October 22, 2014

nutty pal

When a male and his friend Jack off to the same porno.

"Dude Jamal just asked me to be his nutty pal wtf his problem?"

by Sadpoon November 25, 2016

Pal hoe

Pal hoe (n) a person who is a semi-good friend and whom you also screw but no exclusively. Can be commonly replaced by side chick or friend with benefit

My friend Kelsey is such a pal hoe, it's great!

by Mal o'rliey December 1, 2016

Pal

What a redneck calls you before he caps your ass

Redneck: Hello, pal.
Random person: Hello, sir
Redneck: What are you doing on this here property?
Random person: nothing, sir!
Redneck: Then get off my property pal, before I cap your ass with my 20 gauge!

by OldSunny69 November 25, 2018

Pound pals

Friends with benefits. Fuck buddies. Booty call.

Joyce and I were really into each other, but because of the distance we decided to be just pound pals when I'm in town

by WTT82 December 6, 2018

parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

Pal

A word only legally useable by 40+ year old white dads, who’s English lexicon is specifically limited to similar words such as: ‘bucko’ and ‘buddy’, and phrases such as: ‘newsflash’, ‘son of a gun’ and ‘listen here’

Guy 1: You’re a real asshat buddy
Guy2 Newflash pal, you’re gonna get a real beating if you don’t stop
Guy 2: You know bucko, you’re a true son of a gun

by LigmaBallsLMAO July 29, 2018