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pumpkin crotch 

Pumpkin crotch is a dirty oder, and infectious disease that a woman will catch when she sleeps around with numerous men, we like to call them "Hoe Happy Jackie's" often has a Russian boyfriend that she uses and then has sex with other men for financial reasons. Anyone that sleeps with a pumpkin crotch is also surely to catch the disease, so beware and be safe kids.
Hey Vitali how does it feel that Jackie gave you pumpkin crotch, from sleeping around with numerous men?
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pumpkin sex

when a guy carves a hole into a pumpkin, then he puts his penis in and out of the hole until he jizzes.
Jack had pumpkin sex last night and the jizz was over-flowing.

Pumpkin spice 

The act of receiving a hand job with scented lotion.
"Lewy got pumpkin spice last night and you could smell it all over the room!" "Awh no way, thats legit bro."

Pumpkin Carving 

To rub a vibrator tip between a woman's labia. The term derived from an MSN conversation featuring a girl who exclaimed to the world, "I just carved my pumpkin!"
Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna come over later and carve my pumpkin?

Girl 2: Yeah baby! Only if you do mine though! I love Pumpkin Carving!

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♥(youknowwhoyouareLOL)♥ says:
*LMAO
*DUDE
*I just carved my pumpkin!

Pumpkin Carving Party 

The most commonly used term to disguise a rally for white supremacists.
"Hey, I'm getting really sick of all these minorities, I think it's time for a Pumpkin Carving Party"

pumpkin smashing 

When young vandals roam the neighborhoods around halloween, and proceed to smash pumpkins that are left outside.
"Look at that mega large pumpkin, lets perform some pumpkin smashing." youngster proceeds to lift the pumpkin off of the steps and smash it onto concrete. Everyone then runs away.
pumpkin smashing by duroSIG556R November 1, 2013

Pumpkin Fucker 

A Pumpkin Fucker is an individual who enjoys ravaging the swollen ginger pussy of an extremely tiny person and/or midget. To achieve the state in which the pussy looks inflamed and takes the shape of a pumpkin, you must first,
1. Find a Dwarf with orange pubic hair
2. Shit in a sock
3. Tie the shit filled sock at the end of a belt
4. Use all your might to beat the vaginal area with the "shit- sock-belt" until it resembles a pumpkin
5. Enjoy the the "Pumpkin"

A person who follows these steps is indeed a Pumpkin Fucker.
Dylan- I woke up in the middle of the night to discover my roommate Matt Pumpkin Fucking the shit out of this midget.

Luke- No dude its only Pumpkin Fucking if she was a ginger.

Dylan- She was!!! Her pussy was crawling with orange hairs, it was so gross man!

Luke- Do you think I could get her number??

Dylan- Ew you Pumpkin Fucker!