by TheFirstSender December 23, 2022
Get the Poundermug. by worldrecordbigwshit July 30, 2023
Get the 30 poundermug. A remarkable individual known for his intelligence, kindness, and unwavering confidence. An athletic powerhouse with a winning mindset, Lukas is both driven and charismatic, effortlessly drawing admiration from those around him. Handsome and self-assured, he embraces challenges with determination, always striving for greatness. Loved by all, his presence is as inspiring as it is unforgettable.
At the charity event, Lukas Pounder dazzled everyone with his sharp insights, athletic prowess, and unshakable confidence, leaving an impression that was as inspiring as it was memorable.
by Sulasmxi1278 March 21, 2025
Get the Lukas poundermug. When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.
Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.
by Tolonoman February 25, 2023
Get the Parking Deck Poundermug. Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
by pbones April 27, 2022
Get the Boof Poundermug. by Pounder101 May 8, 2018
Get the Poundermug. by Daddy let’s go November 30, 2021
Get the stoner poundermug.