Pooted and Fratted

When a human excrets the lovely juices of the body into a solid form while a small little fart cloud flys gracefully out of the rectal cavity

Tommy pooted and fratted all over the couch so his mom had to buy a new one

by Függyjoe March 12, 2019

four poster polka

A term used to describe sex.
Four poster is the term used to describe a large double bed that has four posts on each corner.
Horizontal polka is a Hungarian term for sex.

I was kept awake by the couple next door making four poster polka all night.

by poppy86 December 14, 2008

poster-child

A verb derived from the phrase poster child. To make an example of someone or something through the application of an unfair double standard.

I'm not the only person who has gained 20 pounds. Stop poster-childing me!

by David SB June 3, 2008

pooted

baked, stoned, under the influence of marijuana, etc

Aw sheeeeet daw, we is gon get straight pooted after my lil sista's birthday party

by Ianis June 11, 2006

motion poster

the legal term movie productions use in place of "sorry, we don't have enough clips to make into a full trailer yet, but just to keep the buzz going about our film, here's something-that's-really-nothing to whet your appetites with"

Jen: Have you seen the motion poster for The Hunger Games yet?
Anna: The what?
Jen: It's a poster that, you know, moves.
Anna (incredulous): Like in Harry Potter???

by awesomax July 23, 2011

Posterized

To make a move on another athlete that makes them look bad.

Steve posterized Jeff when he dunked over him.

by Brian Pettit September 25, 2006

Pooted

verb: In Counter-Strike: To be killed by a long range headshot from the Steyr Tactical Machine Pistol (alias TMP: typically a short range machine gun). Derived from the name "Pooter" which the TMP is often called because of the "Poot" noise it makes upon firing.

noun: Alias taken by legendary scoutzknivez player Pooted, co-founder of "Team Fat Bat Owns You".

Pooted pooted (misc. player name here) with the pooter!

by holymofoz April 19, 2006