pink giraffe

beating off until you wear through a layer of skin leaving a member resembling a pink giraffe

dude I beat it so hard last night I got a pink giraffe

by thedudemanguybro January 12, 2014

Pink-Floyded

To feel or look stoned even though you've never done drugs.

Hmm, David sure seems pink-floyded. He just stares blankly into space and slurs his words all the time.

by Noir Quicksilver December 6, 2011

Pink Knighthood

When a gay man is on his knees about to give head, the intended recipient slaps his semi erect penis on each shoulder as if knighting the blower for his services to men. Often accompanied by the phrase "I dub thee sir cock sucker"

After years of being curious, Brian finally became a knight of the pink realm after Simon slapped his pork sword on both of his shoulders before giving him a mouthful of man fat.

He was glad he had received his "Pink Knighthood" from the "Queen".

by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009

pink nails

means a girl is in a relationship and wants it long term

"yo im gonna get pink nails"

"so u rlly like him then?"

by Catlover363 August 20, 2022

Pink gonzo

The rear view of the penis tuck, used to entice your partner to engage in intercourse, especially effective when eyes are drawn on the testicles

Anthony bent over to offer Emma the perfect view of his pink gonzo. With a smile she patted the bed next to her

by Em4Anon December 3, 2016

pink lint

Rhyming slang for "skint" (no money)

I cant borrow anything, im pink lint myself.

by Robin Peterson January 9, 2015

Pink Saddle

When your hitting it from behind and you don’t have a solid hand grip so you grab her long, pink, luscious armpit hair and proceed to ride.

Ben: “Yo how was last night with Kristan?”
Porter: “I was hitting it from behind but I lost grip so I had to pink saddle her.”
Ben: “Poggers dude.”
Porter: “Epic Victory Royale”

by Lilboner March 4, 2021