Minimum Daily Motherfucker

A person that doesn't take much to fuck up your day, does it on a daily basis, and has minimum skills.

Jay is the reason I'm up at 10pm working on something he doesn't understand because he wants it in front of the customer tomorrow. He is my Minimum Daily Motherfucker.

by Taraun May 24, 2024

Triple daily

The act of doing any action 3 times a day

“I just posted my last triple daily”
“Oh really? I just posted my second!”

by TacoEater46 May 31, 2022

The Daily Bugle

A sex method in which a glory hole located on the ceiling is used by someone with adhesive hands

Spider-Man likes to do the daily bugle, with Mary Jane on the floor above

by GraveDohl1994 February 20, 2024

daily

a beautiful gangsta ass girl . she’s had her own way of doing things . she’s named after what she does daily .

i wish my name was daily

by maryland lewis January 7, 2018

daily checkup

The sexual act performed on yourself either by yourself or from someone else to keep you going for the day.

John: Yo where's James?

Jake: I think he's upstairs having a daily checkup.

by Samliv October 19, 2015

annual daily

when you do something every day of the year; 365 days

"Here's the annual daily traffic"

by wtfiswrongwithpeople21 January 31, 2017

Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.

Housemate 1: 'The maid didn't cook because we're out of everything! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping!'

Housemate 2: No worries. Let's just Milkbasket it! It'll be here by 7 AM!

by PunPundyt November 25, 2021