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panda Khan

A ninja panda or some shit
Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug

Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
Josh:I got the panda Khan figure
Jimmy:lame
by BiggeCheese105 July 2, 2023
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Kamala Khan

Literally the Taliban's worst nightmare. She is a female Muslim American superhero from Marvel who packs a mean punch and is a huge fan of Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel. And if her eyes turn purple, run!
The one thing Islamist terrorists should fear more than a drone strike is for a certain female named Kamala Khan to arrive and send their asses flying over the Hindu Kush!

Will the fact that Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel is a Muslim lead to Captain Marvel 2 (a.k.a. The Marvels) being banned in certain Muslim countries?
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 10, 2023
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Nasir khan jan

A person who wants to ride, eide very BIG stuff
"Nasir khan jan pls ride my lund"
by biglund February 22, 2019
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Cocaine Khan

A person who uses cocaine each night and then claims for change and Naya Pakistan the next morning.
by Tabdeeli October 20, 2018
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Ash Khan

A man who loves:
Jak 2 mutations
Haematology
Bone marrows
Slides

And many more!
Hey Ash Khan what’s you up to?
Doing a marrow leave me alone
by Hatha chotha July 2, 2021
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Junaid Khan (aka Mental, MNTL)

Junaid khan aka Mental aka MNTL, son of professional necrophiliac A.K (Spex) of Beeston, Leeds. MNTL known for his mentalness and known for being a light weight on Smirnoff. Mental spent his life growing up around his best mates arron and akeel.
Hey that's Junaid Khan (aka Mental, MNTL)
by Formalefficient June 5, 2018
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Seb Khan

Sucking chode on wednesdays for money
by Aytrxz July 25, 2019
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