Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 28, 2013

Stage Ninja

A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.

Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff

by dingoetmybaby November 06, 2019

ninja pretzel

The most fucked up, warm hearted, wise and savage person that I have met online. He always seems to have girls and guys at his feet.

Ninja Pretzel just bought 5 other psn cards. Gift me daddy!

by Animal are bikes April 17, 2017

Ninja Nude

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.

James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!

by UrbanDict is life March 23, 2016

pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day

Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit

by knafb;lkfbvaklfndbknlF;LKNVDLB June 25, 2015

Clockwork Ninja

A highly dependable criminal assistant, as seen in the GTA: San Andreas mission, 'Robbing Uncle Sam.'

CJ: Where we going?
Ryder: Ocean docks.
CJ: How we get this van? It wasn't outside when I came through.
Ryder: My homie LB, he like a clockwork ninja! Real dependable. Unlike some of you motherfuckers...
CJ: Give it a rest man.

by Attitewd August 31, 2007

Ninja Goblin

A phrase yelled by your sleeping boyfriend in the middle of the night before he slaps you around the face and lays back down in the bed.

Ninja Goblin!!!

by oogaflugen September 29, 2013