More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

last chance community college

Meaning of the acronym LCC, which also coincidentally means "Luzerne County Community College."

People who are too lazy to get a real degree go to LCC, the Last Chance Community College.

by rfrsiopgjdog May 05, 2015

Last Chance To Lose Your Keys

home on a saturday nite with all my doors locked up tight i won't think about you baby....
best song from brand new ever

it's girls like you that make me think i'm better off..HOME ON A SATURDAY NITE..

by davide January 09, 2005

National give someone a chance day

November 10th is national give someone a chance day. No matter what give someone a chance at something no matter if it be a friendship, relationship, redemption, money, or a job even.

Sam: Hey didnt jeff ask you out the other day?
Bailey: yeah. I rejected his ass!
Jeff: *goes on urban dictionary and makes national give someone a chance day cause hes sad*

*national give a chance day was then created*

by 42069th_annual_bruh_moment November 03, 2019

i think i have a chance with this guy

A song written by Whats her face, whom should be the leader of teen girl squad in my personal opinion.

I think I have a chance with this guy!
I hope I do a dance with this guy!
I hope I put a trance on this guy!
I think I'll lend some pants to this guy!
Hope I go to France with this guy!
Think I'll put some ants on this guy!
Guy guy guy guy

by Sibbie April 29, 2005

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 30, 2021

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020