Miami Dolphins

an NFL team that had a season of only 1 win in 04-05 and then beat the patriots; BALLAS

man 1: man the dolphins are doing really bad this season.
man 2: yea but atleast they beat the #1 team in the NFL this season.
man 1: DAM! THOSE BITCHEZ ARE BALLAS!

by J 0 K A January 22, 2005

Douche Dolphin

A Manly douche who hangs out at the beach, and is a lifeguard.

'Todd is such a douche dolphin! He did my girlfriend!"

by ElusiveKangaroo March 13, 2010

dolphin catcher

a person of an overly promiscuous nature; someone who does not hesitate to have sex with both animate and inanimate objects when the mood strikes; to ram ones face as far as possible up an obese person's hole

Whoah! Look at that mama over there! I would love to use her as my dolphin catcher!

by RachelSwanson August 20, 2011

Porch Dolphin

Someone annoying who ignorantly talks via the internet on any topic that deals with political correctness.

Look at all these Porch Dolphins sitting at home on Facebook.

by Future DILF May 07, 2014

Squeeky Dolphin

When you are doing a chick from behind and she turns to you and makes a squeeking sound similar to that of a dolphin.

I was porkin her in the butt and she pulled a squeeky dolphin

by Bay November 17, 2003

flogging the dolphin

Masturbating. See also: feed the ducks See also: jerking off

Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!

by BobbyMiller January 31, 2003

Dolphin Sex

The act of enjoying sex with a partner and a bullet toy with a dolphin sleeve, leading to multiple squirting orgasms for the woman and intense orgasm for the man.

Hey girl, I'm really in the mood and could go for some dolphin sex tonight.

by dolphinsexgirl April 30, 2012