Chuck Norris

there is no definition for chuck norris

1: i tried to define chuck norris
2: what happened?
1: i got roundhouse kicked and was told no one defines chuck norris but chuck norris

by addboy674 December 6, 2006

chuck norris

the only man more interesting than the most interesting man in the world

chuck norris: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!

most interesting man on the world: noobiownu

by pepsynoob August 7, 2009

Chuck Norris

The baddest mofo alive.

Chuck Norris shits trains, nigga. NOW WHAT?

by your mom doesn't shit trains July 8, 2009

Chuck Norris

chuck norris can speak braille.


when chuck norris gets into the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.


when god said, "let there be light!" chuck norris said, "say please"

chuck norris is kick ass!

by His Right-Hand Pinky! April 14, 2009

Chuck Norris

He can do anything

Chuck Norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves.

by ArekkusuOwnsYou November 1, 2008

Chuck Norris

He is an extremely talented actor and amazing when it comes to martial arts. He was the star of the hit TV show "Walker Texas Ranger" and then it was cancelled. He does his own stunts and has appeared in many movies. Overall he is a sucessful man and for his age very in shape. He can kick anybody's ass that's for sure.

Chuck Norris is the star in Walker Texas Ranger.

by Livi February 23, 2005

Chuck Norris

The only man in history to have lost his virginity before his dad.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

by Laminoth July 10, 2009